Couch Pass Dog Drying Robe
Couch Pass Dog Drying Robe
Wet dog? Robe on. It goes on after the towel and keeps drying her while she gets on with her day.
3. How many?
Two dogs, two sizes? Add each robe to the cart. The discount applies automatically.
Free shipping. Order today, get it about 7 to 10 business days from now.
- Free size swap. Wrong size? We send the right one and you keep the first.
- 30-day returns. Damaged or wrong? Replacement or refund, your choice.
- Secure checkout. Pay the way you like at checkout.
Wet dog? Robe on. After a bath, a rainy walk, a swim or a roll in the snow, the towel only gets you halfway. Couch Pass goes on in seconds and keeps drying her while she gets on with her day.
How it works
- Quick towel first. Same as always.
- Robe on. Lay it over her back, close the collar, close the belly strap. Nothing goes over her head and there are no leg holes.
- Two pats and she's free. The robe stays on and keeps working while she walks around or naps.
What it doesn't do
We'd rather tell you now. The robe covers her back, sides and belly. It doesn't dry paws or faces, so those still get a quick towel, and thick or curly coats will still need a brush-out once she's dry.
What's in the package
- 1 Couch Pass robe in the size you pick
Size guide
Pick by weight first, then check her chest. Between two sizes? Go up.
| Size | Weight | Chest (up to) | Back length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 9 to 15 lb | 21.5 in | 13 in |
| S | 15 to 31 lb | 27.5 in | 15.5 in |
| M | 31 to 53 lb | 33.5 in | 19.5 in |
| L | 53 to 77 lb | 39 in | 23.5 in |
| XL | 77 to 99 lb | 43 in | 29.5 in |
Chest: measure around the widest part, just behind the front legs. Back length: from the base of the neck to the base of the tail.
Wrong size? We swap it free
Email us within 30 days of delivery with her weight, chest measurement and a photo of the robe on her. We send the right size at no cost, and you keep the first one.
Shipping and returns
- Free shipping. Ships from our overseas warehouse and arrives in 7 to 10 days.
- 30-day returns. Damaged, wrong or missing? We replace it or refund you, your choice.
Why a robe
A towel only works on a dog who holds still.
A towel is fine. The trouble is where it lives: in your hand. It dries the spot you're rubbing, for as long as she lets you rub it. She doesn't let you for long.
Couch Pass goes on her instead of staying with you. Closed under her belly, it goes where she goes. She does her victory lap. The robe does the drying.
We don't chase.
What you get back
Bath night, minus the part you dread.
The chase is over.
She used to bolt and you used to follow. Now the robe goes on at the door and she can bolt all she wants.
The shake is covered.
She's still going to shake. That part's not up for discussion. Her back and belly are covered when she does.
Your hands are free.
No more holding a wet dog in place with one arm. Two pats and she's free, and so are you.
123Up close
Four things, on purpose.
- A tall collar that fastens in frontIt wraps her neck, so nothing has to pull over her head.
- Back, sides and belly coveredThat's most of the dog and most of the drip.
- One belly strapIt goes under her and fastens on her side. Snug, not tight.
- Nothing to step intoNo hood, no sleeves and no leg holes. Her legs stay free.
We read the reviews on other robes
Here's what goes wrong, and where we stand.
"It was way too big."
We size by weight, XS to XL. Still wrong? We send the right size free and you keep the first.
"I had to pull it over her head."
Ours fastens in front of her neck. Nothing goes over her head.
"Four wet legs through four holes."
No sleeves and no leg holes. It lays over her back and closes under her belly.
"It didn't get my dog fully dry."
Ours won't either, and we'd rather say so up front. The honest part is two sections down.
The other ways to dry her
We're not here to knock the towel.
You still need one. Here's what changes when the robe goes on after it.
| Towel alone | Blow dryer | Towel + Couch Pass | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keeps working after you let go | No | No | Yes |
| Your hands | Busy | Busy | Free after two pats |
| Noise | Quiet | Loud | Quiet |
| Paws and face | Yes | Yes | Still the towel's job |
| Thick or curly coats | Still damp | Dry, with patience | Still need a brush-out |
Real dogs. Real mess.
Made for the ninety percent
nobody posts.
We'd rather tell you now
Here's what it doesn't do.
Every Relipaws product page has this part. This one is for Couch Pass.
What it does: it ends the chase.
It doesn't dry her paws.
They're on the floor; the robe isn't. Give them a quick towel before she goes.
It doesn't dry her face.
Same towel, ten more seconds.
It doesn't replace the brush-out.
Thick or curly coats still need their usual brush once she's dry.
It doesn't come with a number.
We won't tell you "dry in 10 minutes." Coats are too different, and we'd be making it up.
Find her size
XS to XL. From 9 lb to 99 lb.
Go by weight first, then check her chest. Between two sizes? Go up. A little roomy still closes; a little small doesn't.
| Size | Weight | Chest, up to | Back length | Often fits |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 9 to 15 lb | 21.5 in | 13 in | Shih Tzus, toy poodles |
| S | 15 to 31 lb | 27.5 in | 15.5 in | Corgis, Beagles |
| M | 31 to 53 lb | 33.5 in | 19.5 in | Border Collies, Springers |
| L | 53 to 77 lb | 39 in | 23.5 in | Labs, Goldens |
| XL | 77 to 99 lb | 43 in | 29.5 in | German Shepherds, big retrievers |
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we send the right size at no cost. You keep the first one.
Breeds are a starting point. Two doodles can be two different sizes. Weigh her. Chest: around the widest part, just behind her front legs.
The fit promise
If it's not right, we fix it.
Wrong size
Tell us and we send the right size free. Keep the first one.
Changed your mind
You have 30 days from delivery to send it back unused for a refund.
Damaged, wrong or lost
That's on us. Replacement or refund, your pick. Chasing the carrier is our job.
Questions people ask
Before you ask.
Will it get her completely dry?
No. It takes care of her back, sides and belly, which is most of the dog and most of the drip. Paws and face still get a quick towel. Thick or curly coats still need a brush-out.
How long does she keep it on?
Depends on the coat. Short hair is quick; doodles take their time. Go until she's not damp under the robe anymore. We don't give a number because we'd be guessing.
What size does she need?
Go by weight first, then check her chest. Between two sizes? Go up. The size finder above picks it for you.
She hates wearing things. Will she put up with it?
Some dogs take to it right away, some need a few tries with a treat nearby, and a few never come around. If she's one of those, you have 30 days to send it back.
Is there a deal on two or more?
Yes. Two robes are $79.99 and three are $109.99. Mix sizes and colors as you like. The discount applies automatically in your cart.
When will it arrive?
Shipping is free. It ships from our overseas warehouse and arrives in 7 to 10 days. You get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.
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